The Thinking Awhile of Ocean Breathes Salty is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Isaac Brock with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.263 billion Ocean Breathes Saltyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that is that and this is this. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ocean Breathes Saltyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion modests a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,431 modests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ocean Breathes Saltyian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ocean Breathes Salty's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is good news.

Ocean Breathes Salty is ranked 260,759^th in the world and 391^st in Stereo Hearts for Most Primitive, scoring -188.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.